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Non-HP related Fanfics >> annoyances by soccer27

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I got an e-mail from a friend who is a HP fan and the e-mail said "25 Ways to Tick Off a HP Fan" . I thought why would my friend send this to me she loves HP? She hadn't created this herself but she found it on the internet. Here is what it said....
1. 1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid
with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell
them they're spoiling it for you (even if you have no intention of reading
them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with
Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them you think the movies are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the books on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that
they'll someday find Hogwarts.

8. Point and laugh unnecessarily loudly when they tell you how many times
they've read each book.

9. Any time they mention JK Rowling, mention that you think she should just
retire immediately.

10. Steal their wizard robes.

11. Wash off their lightning bolt tattoo.

12. Steal the dust jacket to their books.

13. Ask to borrow one of the books and return it with scribbles and notes
alluding to the death of Harry.

14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are or
how many times you've been corrected.

15. Offer to edit their fanfic, then re-write it to be about a delusional person
who is convinced a book about magic is real.

16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.

17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.

18. Draw mustaches on their Harry Potter posters.

19. When they start ranting and raving about the books/movies, say "That's
nice!" in the same tone used to talk to a child.

20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.

21. Plant a snake in their room and laugh at their frustration when they can't
communicate with it.

22. Write hate mail to JK Rowling, providing your friend's name and address.

23. Misquote the books as often as possible.

24. Try to convince them that Voldemort is really the good guy and the book is
told from Harry's point of view - which is the only reason he comes off looking
good.

25. When they start to retell a part of one of the books, say "Oh, yeah, and
remember when..." - then completely make something up.

Personally i think (and i think that you will too) that this is fairly rud. Okay not fairly this is extremely rude but don't not be friends with someone because they don't like Harry Potter. It is OK not to like the same things! To the 13th way to make us (us being HP fans) mad if my friend borrowed my book and returned it with scribbles in it I would tell them that they would have to but me a new book becuase the destroyed my other book.

Authors Note: Please read stories by STA such as Baldy planter and the muggles who have only seen the movies. STA is an extremely amazing author and she will definetly be the next J.K. rowling! To STA- you are amazing and you are 1 of my role models (my other role models are Beckham and Hamm just to name a few) I love you! (like a friend)

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