Snow, snow, snow, snow,
First snowflake I see this year,
Will you bring me peace and comfort,
Or a tear?

Snow, snow, snow, snow,
White blanket o're the barren ground,
Children singing, sleighbells ringing,
Joyous sound.

Snow, snow, snow, snow,
Will I ever see thee melt?
Spring and summer surely must follow,
After winter's dealt.

MUD! MUD! MUD! MUD!
Ankle deep gelatinous muck,
Clinging, grimy, yellow and slimy,
Just my luck. YUK!