Hyper candies
By Evan S.

Disclaimer- I don’t own anything. J.K. does.

Harry- I’m bored.
Ginny- me too.
Ron- me three.
Hermione- me four.
Fred and George- we can help!
Harry Ginny Ron Hermione- were did you come from?!?
Fred- plot hole.
Harry- oh.
Fred-We have a new product-
George-that would certainly help-
Fred- with your problem.
Harry Ginny- what is it?
Fred reaches in to his pocket and pulls out four brightly colored candies.
Hermione- what are those?
George-  these, my friend, are hyper candies, they jump start the brain waves, if you please.
“We do!” The group courses.
Fred pass’s out the candies.
Hermione sucks thoughtful on the candy.
Hermione- These certainly are inters- 
Ginny-Scyco dillsionods are coming to kill us alllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Harry jumps up on the coffee table next to Ginny and starts screaming about hymosidle scyco jungle cats.
Forge- I do believe you have given them the wrong candy Gred.
Gred- not at all foerge,not at all.
The twins grin evilly at each other.
Fred – I do believe our work here is done.
The twins exist the room as Harry and Hermione start hitting each other with rubber chickens she had conjured up.
After several minutes of general chaos and insanity, Ginny and Harry pause long enough to look around.
Harry- were did weasly king and homework master go?
Ginny- I don’t know har*hic*arry.
Harry- let’s get ‘em!!!!!!
Ginny- yyeee*hic*aaahhhh!!!!!!!!
And with that the two jumped out a window and took off running.
Meanwhile in a deserted clearing not so far of herremine and Ron were skipping an odd sort of dance.
Ron- Hermione watch out for that killer leaf behind you!
Hermione- save me o brave Ron!
Ron- stay there I’ll get help!
Hermione- don’t leave me here! It’ll get me!
As this was going on Harry and Ginny galloped across a moon lit field. Suddenly Ginny trips and falls over her own shoe laces. Harry rushes over to Ginny, he bends down and press’s his mouth in to hers and trys to blow her up like a blown.
Harry- why, oh why did the evil krakens still your air!
Harry continues to try and force air in to Ginny.
At this moment a very sane Ron and Hermione walked in to the scene in the meadow.
Ron- wha- oh! If guys need a moment well just leave.
Hermione- Ron, their still not sane!
Hermione pulls out her wand and doses them both in cold water.
Harry where am I.
Ron- snogging my little sister
Harry looks down at the unconscious Ginny’ he looks back up ay Ron
Harry- am I really that bad a kisser?