Harry landed on the Hogwarts grounds, very confused.
As he looked around he saw a group of kids in a circle screaming and laughing.
As he came closer he realised his father and gasped. He said the wrong spell!
"dammit!" he mumbled.
but as he came closer he heard "SEVI IS A GAY MAN! SEVI IS A GAY MAN!!!!"
Harry walked into the crowd and saw a young teenage boy about his age. With handsome brown eyes and cropped long black lucious hair.
Harry then gasped again, but this time at himself.
He was falling for Severus Snape!
The man that treated him like crap his whole life!
But he was.... sweet looking, and helpless as he lay there with a blushing face, book in hand.

Harry on a sudden impule screamed-"STOP IT!"
and the crowd ceased at once. Then flipped him off and walked away.
Harry walked to snape then held out his hand.
"Sorry 'bout that. I'm Harry, Harry-" he stopped sundenly knowing he couldn't use his real last name.
"Harry Granger."